The Whole Point of No Return ([info]sparky828) wrote,
2005-07-17 04:15:00
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  • Mood: Abashed
  • Music: Not REM

And How Was YOUR Saturday?

Went to a wedding and danced and danced and danced.

During "It's the End of the World as We Know It (and I feel fine)" I thought I'd do a little pratfall at the "LEONARD BERNSTEIN" part. It's the kind of thing I've done for years, but this time my timing was off and I smacked my head on the dance floor. I got up, embarassed, and started to go about my business when somebody (the bride, in fact) said, "hey, Matt you're bleeding." I didn't believe them until I touched my head and looked at my hand.

Ten stitches. I'm a badass.

Or, I'm just slightly faggier than Sally Forth's husband when he twisted his ankle playing basketball.

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[info]jesselope

July 17 2005, 05:45:23 UTC 6 years ago

Awesome.

I love that you were trying to be funny, all ready to do 'a bit', and it went too far. Classic! Reminds me of when I dry humped a sweater on a table top at Ref's...and broke the table.

Memories.

[info]sparky828

July 17 2005, 13:09:55 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Awesome.

I'm willing to suffer for my art. Art -- right, that's what it was. However, the image of you dry-humping a sweater on a collapsing table eases the pain a little.

[info]scentedwoods

July 17 2005, 06:59:13 UTC 6 years ago

You missed your cue! You should have sang out as loud as you can -- "And I feel fine!"

[info]sparky828

July 17 2005, 13:12:03 UTC 6 years ago

Damn! That would have been much funnier than the jokes I wound up cracking, particularly with the blood running down the back of my head -- optimism at it's finest.
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